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Streaks, stats and notes: Panthers had NFL high 10 players named to Pro Bowl; Cardinals had seven. “I would personally like to thank the entire Packers Organization, Packer Nation and particularly Ted Thompson, Mike McCarthy and Sammy Seale. Just like other NFL team employees, athletic trainers are hired and paid based on the rules outlined […]

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All his buddies were there. PROBABLE: TE Owen Daniels (knee), T Ryan Harris (knee), G Evan Mathis (ankle), C Matt Paradis (ankle), LB Shane Ray (illness), WR Emmanuel Sanders (ankle, finger), T Michael Schofield (ankle), S Darian Stewart (hamstring), G Louis Vasquez (groin), DE Vance Walker (shoulder), LB DeMarcus Ware (back), NT Sylvester Williams (ankle).. […]

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The margin of sampling error for all respondents is plus or minus 4.1 percentage points. San Francisco now has to find an intimidating defensive lineman who can reach the quarterback. Woods who has two children from his marriage, daughter Sam, i jerseys 10, and son Charlie, 8 was found slumped unconscious over the wheel of […]

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